1 01 FACTS ABOUT ME!
1) I'm 50% Hawaiian. 50% German.
100% Asshole. 2) Fuck Is My Favorite Word. 3) I Have 2 Favorite Colors. Blue&Green.
It's Impossible For Me To Choose One. 4) I Am Real
& This Is My ONLY Myspace Profile. 5) I
Have Girly Eyelashes. 6) My First Speeding
Ticket Was Going 117 MPH 2 Weeks After
My Sweet 16. 7) I Kind Of Have OCD.
Self Diagnosed But W/E. 8) I Have A
Hard Time Forgiving People. 9) I <3 Shopping.
10) I Model & Work With The
Mentally Challenged. 11) I Sleep On My Stomach. 12) I'm
Clumsy As Fuck. 13) I Try To Get
Lucky Every New Years. 14) I'm A Neat
Freak. 15) I Get Drunk Way Too Much.
If There Is A Too Much? 16) I've Been Cheated
On In The Majority Of My
Relationships. 17) I Can't Eat Fast Food.
It Physically Makes Me Sick. 18) Everyone
Thinks They Know Me. But They Know The ..Old.. Me.
19) I Love Serious Talks. 20) I've
Never Had Braces. 21) I Wear A Size
10 1/2 Shoe. 22) My Biggest Pet Peeve
Is When People Tell Me What The Fuck To
Do. 23) I Have Patience For The
Few & The Lucky. 24) I'm Afraid Of Being
Alone. And I'm Not Talking About Being
Single. 25) I Love Driving With The Windows
Down On Summer Nights. 26) I Love Edgey
Clothing. Not Much Of A Suit & Tie Kind
Of Dude. 27) I Fucking Hate Spiders.
Fucking Hate. 28) My Closet Is Color Categorized.
Gay, I Know. 29) I Think The Worst Feeling In The
World Is A Broken Heart. I'd Rather Have Two
Broken Legs. 30) I'm Smart But Simply Unmotivated.
31) I Do Not Like My Brown Eyes. I'd Rather Have
Hazel Or Grey. 32) My Eyes Suck. So I Wear
Contacts. 33) I'm A Big Fan Of Awkward Moments. :] 34) I
Hate Laundry & Cooking. :[ 35) I Have A Hard Time Talking
To Non English Speaking People. They're
Aggravating. 36) Im Superstitious & Hate It. 37) I'm
Sometimes Hard To Get A Long With. 38) I Am
Very Opinionated & Do Not Hesitate To Share. 39) I'm
Verrrry Scared Of Bugs. Fuck You. 40) I'm Quick To
Trust. Once You've Broken It, Chances Are You Won't Get It
Back. 41) I Spend Money Way Too Much.
42)I Will Only Wear Name Brand
Clothing. 43) I've Been In A Total Of 34 Car
Wrecks. I've Been The Driver Once. 44) I Used
To Have My Lip & Tongue Pierced. But They Got
Overrated. 45) I've Never Missed ANYONE.
46) I Write Like A Girl. 47) My Memory
Is Terrible. 48) I Use High End Shampoo & Conditioner.
It's A Sexual Thing. ) 49) It's Hard For Me To Talk
To Everyone On MSN or YAHOO. If I Dont
Respond It's Bc. Im Busy. Or Hate You. It's Simple. :] 50) I'll
Hate You For Life If You Ask Me My Phone Number Or Sexual
Questions When IDK You. Creeper. 51) I Don't Want To Grow Old.
52) I Rarely Wear My Seatbelt. Baaddd
I Know. 53) I Think Megan Fox Is Simply
Gorgeous. <33 54) If Youre Dumb, Guarantee I Say Shit More Stupid
Than You Could Ever Think. 55) I HATE The
Smell Of Tequila. FUCK YOU Jose Cuervo!! 56) I Have
No Fucking Problem With Profanity. 57) I Have Never Been
Arrested. :] 58) I Think Kissing Is More Intimate
Than Sex. 59) I Am A Perfectionist. 60) I'm A
Hopeless Romantic. 61) My First Kiss Was In
Kindergarten. Yes It Does Count. 62) I'm Addicted To
Burts Bees Chapstick. <33 Love It. 63) Body Hair
Creeps Me The Fuck Out. :/ 64.) I FREAKIN LOVE
Swinging & Bubbles. :]] 65) I'm Selfless When It
Comes To Relationships. 66) I Love Terms Of Endearment.
Such As Baby. Or Bitch. :] 67) I Never Want A Job That Confides Me
To A Desk And Paper Work. Ever. 68) I <33
Thunderstorms! 69) I've Had Sex In The Bathroom Of
Ceasar's Palace In Sin City. 70) I Do Not Like TV.
71) I Would Marry For Money. 72) I Think Everyone Is
A Terrible Driver Including Me. 73) I Have Major
Problems Getting Up In The Morning. It's Serious. 74) My
Favorite Food Is Italian. 75) Alcohol Makes Me Easy.
Its Truly A Sad Story. 76) I'm Always
Running Behind or Late. Always. 77) I Want Porcelain
Veneers. Bc. My Teeth Suck. 78) My Favorite Cologne Is A&F
For Men. Or Curve. 79) After I Wear Something
Once Or Twice, I'm Usually Over It. 80) I'm
..Never.. The Fucking DD. So Don't Assume. 81) I
Am A City Boy. 82) I Rarely Feel Bad For
People. 83) I Dont Have Anger Issues. I Just Hate You.
That Simple. 84) My Favorite Furniture Store Is
Pier 1. 85.) I'm My Most Creative When I'm Mad.
86) I Work Hard For Everything I Own. 87) Walmart
Reminds Me Of White Trash. Trailers/Banjos/Rifles.
The Whole Nine Yards. 88) I Generally Don't Go To
Profiles & Add People As Friends. I'm
Too Lazy. And Don't Really Care. 89) I Sometimes Wear Girl Pants.
Call Me Emo & I Will Kick Your Ass. 90) I Love Time
To Myself. Though I Rarely Get Any. 91) Fall Is
My Favorite Season. Between The
Extremes. 92) I'm The Cockwad American That
Every Other Country Hates. . 93) I'm Not Conceited.
Just Apathetic. 94) I Use The Peach Pine Tree Air
Fresheners In My Car. Mmmm <333 95) I Couldn't Live W/O My Mobile
Cellular Calling & Texting Device. 96) I Want
To Have A HUGE Masquerade Ball For My 21st Birthday.
97) I've Always Wanted To Take A Bubble Bath With
Someone. 98) I Love Ice Water. 99) Tic Tacs, Altoids,
Mints, Or Gum Are My Permanent Accessory. 100) I'm
Rude, Crude, And Totally Unacceptable For Your
Home Life. 101) Basically ..Everything.. I Do Is Illegal,
Immoral, Or Socially Unacceptable. <333