Oh boy, what to put in here? I guess mostly I'm looking for more than just a fast hookup. Dating is definitely ideal, I think I'm finally to a place where I'm ready to...but I won't say no to just friends (of almost any kind). I am fiercely loyal. If I align myself with you, either as a friend or more, it takes a lot to get rid of me. This is both a good and bad thing, because while it means I will stick it out to the end...I sometimes drag it out because I don't know when to let it go. This isn't to say I'm some clingy creep, just that I usually give people more chances than I probably should. I work full-time in retail management, so with that in mind, please be aware that my schedule will sometimes change with little to no warning. This is my least favorite thing about the job, but that seems to be standard in retail. I'm a big texter, so if we hit it off, that's a totally valid form of communication to me. That said, if you use abbreviations, or I have to continually ask "what?" or "??" I will stop talking to you. Netspeak and the like, to me, is leading to a breakdown in society and I refuse to be part of it. Things I like? The outdoors, musicals, Freebirds, reading, vintage stores, shopping (on occasion), The Wizard of Oz (gay, I know), sitcoms (particularly 90s ones created by stand up comedians), Scooby-Doo, Halloween (original film and season), The Muppets and Sesame Street, and coloring. I like to take people to Toys R Us on a first date. I can judge a lot based on a person's childhood and their sense of play as an adult based on their reactions to the area. I find it's also a great way to spawn conversation. Because this is a site for nakedness and sex, I'll go ahead and say that I'm an incredibly oral vers bottom who likes well kept guys, happy trails and foreskin (the last two are optional).