I am a compassionate individual who will give up everything and anything just to see people through to their happiness. So many times have I just put my life off to the side to help other people without a second thought, because without friends and family, who are we? I am also the perfect mix of cantankerous old man and invincible teen, I will be the first one to yell, "Get off my lawn" and then laugh gleefully because I sound like I am generations older than myself. I am also overweight. This has never really bothered me, and if you are okay with it, well so am I. If not, please move on. I have lived this long without you, I am sure that I will be just fine. If you do decide to meet me though, please be ready for a quick fat joke from time to time. As long as it is not hurtful, or hateful, I find humor in it. I am even the one usually telling the jokes!