How many times has this happened to you: You're chatting away with friends, when out of the blue, some handsome guy pipes in and says "Hi!" And you shortly discover that this is pretty much the extent of his vocabulary. Oh sure, he might know a couple other words, like "yeah" or "nope" or "what's up?", but regardless, your burgeoning hopes are dashed. Or perhaps he starts off gentle, with a few general questions, and then suddenly, wham! "How big is it?" or "You're hot, I wanna get up in that". If this has happened to you more than once, to your dismay, ACT NOW! If you chat right now, here are a few of the things you'll get, at absolutely no cost to you! - Confident, shy, serious, silly, elegant, casual, charming, sensitive, attractive guy. - An honest-to-goodness old-fashioned romantic - Friendly conversations, avoiding the sexual (but not necessarily the sensual) until we've gotten to know each other - A dog and cat-lover, hiker, camper, cheesy-horror-movie-watcher, polyglot, and active reader - Wonderful cuddler, but a better kisser - An average cook, willing to let someone else take charge in the kitchen - A guy capable of admitting he's wrong (how novel!) - A complete lack of drama or games, drugs - If things go well, meeting in real life for coffee/drinks or dinner, with no expectations or agendas (Whew!) But WAIT! Don't act just yet! If one or more of the following apply to YOU, you may be eligible for a SPECIAL OFFER:! - you are between 26 and 45, and closer to my age of 31 is generally better - you are interested in exploring the finer points of Go - or even the basic points - you speak language(s) other than English, or wish you could - you know who Mozart is, or have a taste for classic music - you have read any of the following authors: Phillip Pullman, Ian McEwan, James Patterson, Lisa Gardner, Cicero, Victor Hugo, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, Nora Roberts, or Leo Tolstoy If any of these apply to you, ACT NOW! Travis is standing by, waiting to chat with you! Offer not valid for: *those who believe that discussing the weather is conversation, *those who believe that one word answers constitute a conversation, *those who are only interested in a hook-up (not that I'm averse to them, but not interested in it with people I don't know at all), *fundamental Christians (Mystic or Gnostic Christianity is fine) *players, drama queens, potheads, or the passionless. ************************************* "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind.... don't matter.....and those who matter....don't mind." Dr. Seuss You sent me some roses, but roses do die. You gave me some candy, it melted, nice try. I'm not that demanding, I just have simple taste. I just want a token, that can't go to waste. "The best way to be interesting is to be interested."