I am a profesional bartender who is currently in art school... Playing devil's advocate is one of my favorite hobbies... i like plaid more than stripes... my pet peeves are smelly sponges and broken blinds... sometimes successfully opening a well-sealed jar is all i need to have a good day... i've never been in a real relationship... i crack my knuckles and can't wait to do it again... my friends mean more to me than anything... i have won several national and international design awards but can't remember where they are right now... one time i got my head stuck in a chair... i crave random trivia... i don't know how to properly slice a bagel... all i want is to meet someone nice... message me - im always looking to meet new people.... let's just make it simple. michael. school. work. greenville. outer banks. i drink. i play in the dirt. i partake in recreational bouts of euphoria and that's ok with me. let's talk.