I’ve put my life on sabbatical. It seems to be working out. There's been a little too much drama in my life lately. I had to make some pretty big changes, but I’m happy, and happiness is what matters, right? Right. I live in Beaverton. Beaverton is just like Portland, except the people are less attractive. I have an apartment. By myself. It gets pretty boring living alone. On the upside, I can walk around naked whenever I feel like it. Not that it ever stopped me any way. I love you Kathryn. I can be smug. My humor is sarcastic and I laugh at just about everything. I’m pretty down to earth. I believe that in two years, a majority of our daily dramas will look completely trivial. I've always said that in the end, everything is ok, and if it's not ok, than it's not the end. Plagiarize me, and I’ll have to sue. I try to be politically correct. Most of the time I fail. I love cheap wine, good company, great kissers, and my friends (who love me despite my flaws). I like long weekends. I hate the company I work for. I’ll love you, like you, or hate you. Don’t bother asking where you fall, because you’ll already know. Sometimes I won't shut up. Sometimes I don’t talk at all. That’s not because I’m shy, or boring… I’m just comfortable with silence, so don’t think I’m being stand-offish. Even if I am. If you're going to waste my time, don't bother. I’ve lost enough of it already.