Well, now that I have your attention...

I'm a very real (but, not inconsiderate), relatively attractive (compared to some farm animals), somewhat intelligent (although I do struggle with when to use "who" or "whom" quite often, but I do know the difference between "your" and "you're"), moderately successful (compared to working at McDonalds -- and I'm not knocking that, I'm just not cut out for it) kind of guy.

I consider homosexuality to be just a PART of who I am not all of who I am. I expect the same from you. If you're limp-wristed and waving a rainbow banner above your head, I'm not interested.

I value genuineness, respect, honesty and humor (among other things I can't think of at the moment).