CHAPTER ONE.
 
Hey. You.
 Yeah, the one staring at my page.
 Read me. Entirely. ALL the way through.
 And always be sure to check it often.
 Why?
 Because in this book of my life,
 I make the rules.
 I call the shots.
 I write the pages.
 And baby, I'm a best seller.

WARNING:

 I'll break your rules.
 I'll push your buttons.
 I'll piss you off.

 BUT...
 I'll never forget you.
 And I'll never stop being there..

 For the record:
 Yes, I randomly add people.
 Why? Might you ask.
 Because I suck at meeting people
 And because I saw something
on your profile that I liked.
 Was it just your pictures?
 That may have been the initial reason.
 But I do go through
and read everything in your profile.
 I added you because you sparked my interest.

I'm not perfect.
 Nor am I the best looking boy.
 But please don't base whether
you add me or not according to my looks.
 Get to know me.
 There's a lot to this boy.
 And who knows?
 You might just end up liking him.

 And to quiz you on whether or not
 you actually read this,
 the password is jellyfish.
 If I ask and you don't know,
 there's no hope for you.
 If you're not here to get to know me,
 then please go elsewhere.

 With that said..

I'M A WORK IN PROGRESS.

CHAPTER TWO.
 Hello.
 My name is Nathan Lee dontstalkme.
 But I go by Nate.
 I am 27.
 but, I don't look my age.
 My favorite color
is the colors I mix with paint.
 I love to smile,
 I'm a big flirt.
 & by big I mean a little over weight..
 however it's something I'm working on
 & please don't stop here just because of that
 it took a lot in me to even put that on my page.

 I love the smell of campfires.
 I love to go camping.
 I love to sing...in the shower.
 sing everywhere.
 autumn is my favorite time of year.
 I don't know much about clothes,
 but my hair looks Fierce.
 Will I make a complete fool of myself just to make you smile?
 you betcha!
 I dance in the rain.
 I cry during movies.
 I am a bit of a dreamer.
 I'm very sensitive.
 I'm genuinely a nice guy.
 But if you betray my trust or piss me off
 then 'the bitch' is all you'll know.
 I giggle and laugh...a lot.
 I'll be your coin opperated boy.
 I absolutely live for music.
 I'm addicted to bubblewrap.
 If I find it, i'll pop every last bubble.
 Green eyes turn me on.
 I read my horoscopes every day.
 I belive everything in them to be true.
 I like to whisper in the dark.
 Bubble baths make me feel like a king.
 I like to kiss, cuddle, & bite (on special occasions).
 Though cuddling is my favorite thing to do.
 I enjoy holding hands.
 I fancy boys who are a bit on the geeky side.
 And I'm a sucker for guys in tight pants & tight shirts.
 I'm also a sucker for guys in makeup.
 I like piercings.
 I dislike ladders & certain old places/things/smells.
 however, I love the smell of old books.
 I'm not afraid of anything.
 There is no point living life in fear.
 Owls are the coolest critters ever.
 Yes, I said the word critters.
 I'm very independent.
 I grew up with hardly any friends.
 and to this day only have a few,
 those few mean the world to me
 and I love them dearly.
 but, if I had to I could live without them.
 Still interested?
 I doubt it...

CHAPTER THREE.

 I want a boy who's real.
 I want a guy who will be honest with me.
 I want a man who will make me feel handsome.
 I could spend forever laying in a bed covered in blankets.
 I love driving with absolutely nowhere to go.
 When I listen to certain songs, I feel like something is missing.
 That something is more or less a someone.
 Portland is the best place in the world...don't argue with me.
 I love giving hugs.
 And getting hugs.
 And you better hug me like you mean it.
 I love to dance.
 Dancing is the only thing that I have found
 that can clear my mind of everything.
 and I can just live in the moment.
 I like it when boys sing to me...
 even if they're bad.
 Being hugged from behind is the best.
 Someday I'll dance with a boy in the rain.
 And then I'm going to kiss him in the rain.
 I'll also make love in the rain...when I'm in love.
 I finally had someone give me flowers.
 They died.
 I'm [no longer] a virgin.
 No, we can't just be fuck buddies.
 I won't settle for just anyone.
 I don't know what real love feels like.
 I do know that I'll never date a guy
 over ten years older than me.
 Why won't I do this?
 I don't want to grow up for anyone because I'm not ready.
 My mom makes better special k bars than your mom does.
 Don't argue with me about it.
 I'll win.
 I have never hear my dad say "i love you".
 My younger sister rocks my very existence.
 Those were my shoutouts to my family.
 Here's another shoutout:
 my soulmate loves me more than yours does.
 I'm a bit of a hopeless romantic.
 I like going to shows and concerts.
 I hate wearing dressy cloths.
 But I like to play dress up.
 I love going to zoos.
 String cheese is the shit.
 I do my best dancing when I'm alone.
 And in my underoos while-
 singing into a brush at the top of my lungs.
 I enjoy the little & simple things in life.
 Like saving your favorite chapstick
 from its demise in the washer.
 I bite my nails...I can't help it.
 I grow stronger with every day.
 I work hard.
 I play hard.
 And I love with all my heart.

CHAPTER FOUR.

 So you think you want to know me?
 I doubt it.
 I'm more complex than you'll ever know.
 And more than you can probably handle.
 But, I am without a doubt
 one of the coolest boys you'll ever meet.
 Don't believe me?
 I'll prove it.
 I can be the best mistake you'll ever make.
 And you'll want to make it over and over...
 And over again.
 I'm a mystery.
 I don't know what I want half the time.
 And the other half, I do.
 I'm indecisive.
 But I like it that way.
 I don't make plans but I always have ideas.
 I argue...constantly.
 Advice to you: ARGUE RIGHT BACK.
 I respect those with backbones and opinions.
 Feel free to disagree with any and everything I say.
 BUT never disregard my opinions/beliefs/ideas.
 I hope that you can take a piece of me with you.
 Don't tickle me.
 I hate it...I have a "being tickled to death" phobia.
 I shit you not.
 however, if you're special you can.
 I love to paint & draw.
 Art is my passion.
 I sleep probably more than anyone you know.
 Lazy? No. Dreamer? Definitely.
 I am passionate to the point of obsession.
 Cosmetology is currently my art of choice.
 & no, i'm not femmie nor am i masculine.

 I am a little bit of both.
 I am me.

TO BE CONTINUED...

hopefully we can write the next chapters together?