Hi, I'm Jim, I dance, I sing, I steal things. Except for that last one. I ramble and connect strange dots in my head.

I split my time between being a talkative, sarcastic twat, playing a shy but kind wallflower, occasionally judging people on the internet, and misusing British expressions that sound funny in my head.

I'm turned off by flamboyant guys because it just isn't my style there's no repression or self-loathing here, I just don't dig queens. Turned on by lean muscle, facial hair, and a healthy appetite for electronics/video games.