Things to know about me: I am awesome. Spectacularly, monumentally, epically awesome. And while I am bound by international treaty to reduce the carbon footprint of my awesomeness by the year 2015, that leaves me with plenty of time to binge drink, freak dance, base jump, naked mud wrestle and otherwise let my freak flag fly until the curbs kick in. At that point I will begin knitting.   Nah, fuck that - I'm gonna keep this party going!