-Friends refer to me as "Face", "Guy", or "Mal". If you call me anything, call me "Mal". -I'm a movie buff, like horror the most. Funny how I can be exposed to so much gore yet I pass out when I cut my finger. -Yay! Books! -As far as religion goes I only worship: Kelly Clarkson, Cthulhu, food and Taylor Lautner. -My sense of humor is campy, goofy, obscure and sarcastic. -Trololol. True story. -I curse a lot. Actually, I am cursing at this very moment... -If you are: uptight, smug, arrogant, prudish, and unimaginative, chances are we won't be friends. -I am part of a Disney fan club I'm Maleficent. -I love surprises. I find receiving mail with my name on it to be thrilling. Even if it's a bill or two. -When I go to the movies it's usually alone, if I have friends with me I talk too much. -Political junkie. -I'm gonna live in Hawaii. -If you see me in the store and I don't talk to you, don't take it personal. I flake out often and probably didn't see you... or maybe I just don't like you. -Who likes Thai food? This guy. -Staying in shape is nice... but damn it--CHEESEBURGERS! -The car I drive is old but isn't a classic... -The Zombie apocalypse IS coming. -I have super powers just because I wear super hero themed underwear. -I'm almost positive that I am haunted by a Hair Yura