HI. I'm Greg. I'm a professional musician (read as: broke). I spend far too much time reading, writing, and debating, and not enough time running or sailing or camping (although I want to change that situation this summer!). Be forewarned - musicians make terrible boyfriends, but my main goal is to find someone to be a terrible boyfriend for - to the best and fullest of my ability! Until such an individual is found, I'm just playing it by ear. Literally everything in life must be taken on a case by case basis - I can therefore offer no blanket clauses like "I don't do hookups" or "I only like X, Y, or Z kind of guy", or, "I don't like catfish", because I can't prove any of those things, and I'm bound to contradict myself later if I try. But I'll never have the chance to contradict myself if you don't talk to me! GET AT ME!