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I want a man's man. I want a guy who stays up late watching cartoons. I want a guy who's a gentleman around my family and friends but a fucking animal in bed. I want a guy who will watch a Cards game with me, even if he's rooting for the other team. I want a guy with similar taste in music. I want a guy who takes the time to write out "you" and "are" instead of "U R." I want a guy who sees fucking as more of a relationship thing than a gay thing. (And on that note...) I want a guy who doesn't take the whole "being gay" thing all that seriously. I want a guy who happens to like guys, I don't want a gay guy. And I want a guy who will pound a fresh load in to my hole and then lay his head on my chest for the night.

First things first, I HATE stereotypes, so if I could walk in to the musical theater department at my school, where all the guys dress according to the latest fashion, speak with an irritatingly womanly voice or claim to "love" the Beatles based on their admiration for the Across the Universe soundtrack, and find a handful of [you]s then we're probably not going to mix well. I don't care if this makes me sound like a prick to you, so don't waste the space in my mailbox and don't waste your efforts trying to insult me. Move on. If this sounds like something you'd say, then say hi. Despite the rare online judgment, I'm pretty sure I'm not a prick.