So, I don't actually believe you exist... but if you did: You'd be going somewhere with your life. Not necessarily somewhere super fast or super far, but you have goals. Maybe you're still in school? You can hold an intellectual conversation and actually have something to contribute. You probably read the newspaper or watch the history channel. I doubt you're a body builder or a sex god, and that's okay... you're definitely not a twink but you can tie your shoes without falling over or losing your breath... You are at least out of high school - Yes, I'm aware that the age of consent in Nebraska is 17, I'm just not into little boys... You're OUT - maybe not to the whole world, perhaps your family doesn't know yet... but at the very least, you're not afraid of my friends finding you out. You don't just have "hookup/sex" checked off on your profile. You read this whole thing and are relieved to have finally found somebody out there who values the same things you do.