My name is Andy. I speak English, French, German and Swedish. I can attempt to articulate sentences in Spanish, but people laugh at me because the accent is French. I hate France, end of story. Don't ask me questions about it. I just get enraged. I love Québec. I love Canada (sometimes). I developed a sense of independence when I was little, so don't expect me to leech onto you or anything. People say I'm mean, but I don't really think so. I'm just really straightforward, so instead of saying something nasty behind your back, I'll say it to your face. Which would you rather have? A lying, hypocritical backstabber, or an honest asshole? I'll take the latter. I hate reheated macaroni and cheese and chicken. I think chicken tastes like rubber when you microwave it... so I won't eat it.