I may not be the finest thing since sliced bread I may not be the star of the fantasies You've conjured up in your head I may not be the ideal man of your dreams I may not be the one who makes your Toes curl and makes you scream I may not say all the things you think I should I may not always look or speak the best that I could I may not fit the bill or the standards Set by your friends But did you ever have an inkling of a thought That I might be a godsend Don't you want a man who'll love you completely A man who'll sacrifice his all for you Don't you want a man who'll be faithful A man who'll always stand by you I may not be the cutest man in the crowd But I am a man of whom you can be proud My intelligence is like a river overflowing And with me there is confidence in knowing I will always be there by your side I may not be all you said you wanted But don't discard me without much thought Don't pass me by because of some image That society has taught Get to know the man in me And take a stand undaunted And eventually you'll come to see I'm everything you never knew you wanted