“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”

I say what I want, even if you don't want to hear it. I don't really give a shit how other people think or feel about me. I do my own things and enjoy what I do. I'm far from "normal" whatever the fuck that is. I love dinosaurs more than I do people. At least dinosaurs don't judge me. I hate religion. I think it ruins people's potential in life. My favorite foods are cheeseburgers and macaroni and cheese (see a pattern there?). My favorite drink is iced tea. I don't really like alcohol all that much, but I do have a few favorites. I smoke cigarettes. Non mentholated ones..but sometimes I will smoke one. I like men, especially men who don't give a fuck like me. I like women too, but to a lesser extent. I wear skinny girl jeans and color my hair bright shades. I love tattoos. I love body piercings. I enjoy looking at people who have them. I'm scientific and like proof of absence, not an absence of proof. My sense of smell is extremely keen. Sometimes I put gloves on my feet and pretend I am a gorilla. I don't share my inner most emotions and I probably never will. Get over it. Those emotions are mine, not yours. Don't try to pry them out. I like people who talk to me and can carry a conversation. I enjoy porn, its educational. I don't eat Chinese or Mexican food, my stomach can't handle it. I like a variety of music..mostly scored music from movies. My favorite movies are in the sci-fi genre. Someday I will own a jetpack. My favorite colors are black, red, white and blue. I once lost $70 in a Star Wars slot machine. This is just a little background on me. Use it wisely.