I like smores and campfires. I sing along loudly to music in my car. Sometimes I dance too. I like riding elevators and escalators. I'm energetic. I curl up into a ball when I sleep. I like it when people scratch my head. I like playing the piano alone in a dark practice room. I don't eat the crusts of poptarts. I often fall asleep while reading. I like getting my hair cut. I make people mix CDs. I yell really loudly at concerts. The last time I was in a mosh pit I was with my mother. My name is Chris. Half mexican half italian. I'm going to Oakland University. I think that the little slices of life can tell a lot about a person. I'm in Theta Chi fraternity -- I joined it because it seemed interesting at the time. I put pepper on everything. I like extra gravy. I'm the kind of guy who fails at moderation so instead works with temperance. My car keys are always in my left pocket. I don't believe philosophy is a study belonging only to philosophers one of the most profound thinkers I have ever met was uneducated and homeless. I don't care if the world's upside down. I tend to go down chutes too narrow. A gypsy once told me my fortune then I told her hers. I get excited over excellent semi-colon use. I hate it when people say "for all intensive purposes" rather than "for all intents and purposes." I want a pet penguin. I hit people with foam swords. I love seeing pictures of people being quirky. I don't approve of improper use of the word "decimate" but I do it sometimes, too. I feel the same way about the words "healthful" vs. "healthy." When I was little I learned to read from my father's comic books -- and I inherited my geekiness from him. I wish people would be more patient with each other. I want to be a game designer for a living. I have no shame in admitting that I play Dungeons and Dragons. I like taking long walks, swimming, and racquetball even though I'm not any good at it. I sometimes sporadically start running. I love rolling down hills, laying in grass, tackling people or wrestling someone to the ground, and spending long hours in coffee shops.