Discoduck
25 from AUSTIN, TX, USA
Status: | Build: average |
Currently: single | Eyes: brown |
Height: 6ft. 3 in. | Ethnicity: White |
Hair: brown | HIV: negative |
Sexually: versatile, not looking for sex | Body art: none |
Looking for: friends |
Age: between 20 and 30 |
His build: |
Sexually: versatile |
Looking for: |
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90% of the stuff I see on this site is utterly retarded, laughably vain, and overly obsessed with meat and bone, rather than rare things of any real substance.
There is a 90% chance that this includes you.
"Then why do you have a profile here, if you hate it so much?"
Because it can be entertaining, and I am perfectly aware that this site is pretty much a gigantic, seedy club that *doesn't* give you crabs when you brush against a bathroom stall.
Super neat!
It is also a gigantic, seedy club that needs to fire its DJ, because DAMN, most of your brains need taste buds.
Wait - before you decide that I'm an arrogant narcissist, please make sure that there is more to your profile than
a) yr abzzzz n yr gunzzzzz
b) painfully contrived facial expressions
c) 6 pictures of your own penis
Because that may make me laugh a bit.
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