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Hey, guys! I'm Richard but you can call me whatever you want. There's not a name I haven't been called (Dick, Dickie, Chardy, etc…trust me, I mean it. Anything). I’m not up for hookups, even though that’s basically what this site is all about I’m trying to weed out the datable ones.

 

About me:

 

School/job – I’m studying Spanish and French at university and am a pharmacy technician, which I kind of love hahaha.

 

Interests/hobbies/quirks –

1. The first thing you should know about me is that I LOVE music. I prefer electronic and metal and some other random stuff (weird combo, I know) and my top three favorite artists are Tool, Lady Gaga, and Florence + the Machine. I’m kinda, very, sorta selective and picky when it comes to music hahahaha. I loathe country.
2. I’m a total science nerd. I love anthropology, human origins, evolutionary biology and cosmology. There’s nothing I find more interesting, and if you do too then we’ll get along just great.
3. I’m a staunch atheist. I’m sorry if that bothers some of you, but I promise that an atheistic worldview is not a prerequisite for getting to know me. I take a very anti-religious stance and I do a lot of reading on atheism news and current events as it pertains to religion.
4. I love Skittles.
5.  My favorite thing to do is take long, aimless drives in the middle of the night with a friend listening to my favorite albums.
6. I am the strictest fucking grammar Nazi you will have ever met (let me emphasize, written not spoken hahahaha. I have a slight country accent that slips out occasionally when I’m not paying attention and causes me to speak grammatical atrocities).
7. Earl Grey tea. Nuff said.
8. I speak Spanish, French and Latin and will probably remind you of that fact at least a dozen times a day hahahaha.
9. I love dancing!
10. My drink of choice is Jack and coke.

 

What I’m looking for –

1. Somebody my age. I know for some (older) guys, age isn’t an issue, but I want someone I can grow older with and mature with and that’s made easier with a guy that’s around my age.
2. Somebody with intellect. I don’t mean to offend any of you guys by implying that I’m only looking for geniuses, but I’m looking for a guy who can at least appreciate some of my interests, such human origins and atheism, etc., because those pursuits are a huge part of me. And I also like wit and sarcasm too, the sophisticated type hahaha. And if you wear glasses....ughhhh to the front of the line hahahahaha
3. Somebody with a pretty smile J
4. I don’t discriminate against skin color or height or anything else like that (except maybe ultra-religiosity :p)
5. Someone who likes to cuddle. Goddamn, it’s hard to find one of those hahahaha.
6. Someone who loves to talk.