Once a guy unlocked his pics

And showed me, out of the blue,

Hanging there, his monstrous wang,

Bulging his underwear through.

I must admit, I marveled it

And then I got his IM:

"Give me pics of your bod

and see my big cock again."

Then, at once, indignantly,

My reply, to his surprise,

In these words I said quite simply,

"I'm not like those other guys,"

"--It's amazing, what you have,"

Your tremendous wang!

Why, it erotically hangs

Mid way down your thighs!"

But, my dear, you come up short

In ways that would make me keen

To put out, for you, all the way

And be your smut machine!"

The window then was silent

As he thought of what to say

Apparently, nothing came

So he left me on his way.

I regretted that I lost

A chance to see more of him

And questioned if my actions

Were as they should have been.

But I cheered, then, when I saw

And thought it might inspire

You other boys to realize

That our ass is not for hire!

This story truly happened

Though I share it not to brag

But simply to remind you

SOME are worth more than that fag!

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5'10" 155# 25yr

I like coffee shops, travel, shopping, long walks, and private nooks in the park (hehe).

I like philosophy and politics. I'm shamelessly opinionated, but I keep it to myself. I also like drawing, hiking, working out, and cooking. I love Cirque Du Soliel and have always wanted to see one of their shows in Vegas. I'm a fan of Asian cuisine and like to experiment with healthy foods--but I'm not above a good-old cheeseburger! I'm independent, I like money, and enjoy adventure. My boy has to be bright, healthy, and sexually confident, and if he's brave enough for the long-haul, he better be driven to succeed and want kids.

I'm into a lot of different kids of guys. Intelligence is a plus. A love of life is a bigger plus. If you speak more than just English, that's a major turn on. x)

I worked as a paralegal in a litigation firm here in town. I quit. x) Not my style. I will be moving to the West Coast. Or to Russia. Or the Moon. ...Or some other random location that takes me out of my element, and lets me pursue my true passion: bringing people the performing arts. I want to one day own my own venue, or performing group music, circus, theatre--I haven't decided.

I lived in Japan for 19 months as an elementary school teacher. I taught English to some 1700+ children outside Nagoya. The experience really defined me as a person, and I have been known to have a few too many "Japan stories". I've become interested in fashion since living there, and just took a trip to LA with a friend and bled the wallet a little on "school clothes." I am also, regrettably, a sushi snob. x)

Let's do be honest, shall we? I'm out, and open about being gay, but it is not my primary identity. I have been around the block and am bored with the gay scene. I've dated straight-acting jocks and impossibly-thin flamers. Trust-fund babies and guys who just barely make ends meet. Shy guys, narcissists, and hopeless romantics. I can enjoy most anything, so long as the guy doesn't have his head too far up his own ass.

I love (...love, love, love) to cuddle, and can be very affectionate with people I'm close to. If you're not a cuddler, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Alright, here's the deal. I want a committed relationship. I am at the age where I see little kids in the playground and my heart melts. That is who I am. But don't get me wrong, I am not above casual relationships. I realize I am a sexual person, and I can enjoy a few wild nights for the sake of having a few wild nights. The problem is when losers try to pretend to do both. It's simple math, boys. Either you want in my pants, or you want in my heart. The right guy is welcome to either, just don't deceive me with posing one for the other.

I'm a Gemini, you see, and though I don't think horoscopes work for everyone, mine seems to for me.  I'm split between a being a fashion-sensitive, money-driven, hot-and-wild kind of guy, while also being a quiet, reflective intellectual who will want to cuddle until you fall asleep in my arms. Say wha?? Yeah. Deep-thinking, boys. Figure it out. I'm talking cosmology, epistemology, ontology, and dialectic, baby! If that sounds Greek to you, get a dictionary. There's a sweetheart!

I'm fickle and passionate. Confident and calculating. Thoughtful and profound. Superficial and long-winded. Manipulative but honest. Abrasive but coddling. Ambitious, nutritious, and full of wanderlust! At the end of the day, being all of that is exhausting, and I need someone who can sail those waters with me and still have the strength to be sexy before bed! x)

Hey, if it's meant to be, you'll get the hang of it.

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Gemini/Year of the (Fire) Tiger

Favorite Car: Porsche Boxster Spyder

Favorite Drink: Hendrick's on the rocks with cucumber

ARE WE COMPATIBLE?? TAKE THIS SURVEY!!



So I just found a survey that you can use to determine if someone matches your alpha/beta personality type on two different levels. It is apparently backed by scientific research, and if you take the quiz and send me your number, I'll tell you if you're a match. They are true/false questions. You don't have to tell me how you answered on each one! They are personal questions and you can keep your answers private. Just keep a tally of how many true answers you marked for questions 1-50 and 51-100. Those two numbers will be used together to get your score. I'll explain at the end of the survey. If you want to see if my score is compatible with yours, send me your score after you're done (both the numeric score and the A/B score, explained at the end)! It's kinda long, so have fun!





PART ONE: PHYSICAL

1. In general, others would describe my face as more rugged than gentle.

2. I stand 6 feet or taller.

3. I have a heavier beard, and tend to have a strong five o'clock shadow.

4. I have a cleft in my chin.

5. I have a square jaw.

6. My face shape is square.

7. My pointer finger is shorter than my ring finger.

8. My penis is six inches or less when erect.

9. My shoulders are significantly wider than my hips.

10. My waist is the same width or wider than my hips.

11. My body is more stocky than willowy.

12. I tend to turn down the heat, preferring a cooler living environment.

13. I have a high forehead, or I am naturally bald or balding.

14. My hair on the crest of my head grows in a counter-clockwise direction.

15. I have a strong bony ridge over my eyes.

16. I prefer to wear my hair short, off my ears, and off my face.

17. When standing naturally, my shoulders are squared, not sloping.

18. Looking at my head and neck in profile, there is more of a right angle than a diagonal line between my chin and Adam's apple.

19. When I was young, my body was markedly more muscular than soft or thin.

20. People would describe the way I move, when walking, talking, or dancing, as highly masculine.

21. I have not had an eating disorder.

22. I am rarely surprised by how feminine I appear in candid photographs.

23. When being photographed, I rarely find that I have blinked at the wrong time.

24. I am generally happy with my body's appearance.

25. When I hear my voice on a recording, I hear a deep, masculine voice.





PART TWO: SEXUALITY

26. I prefer to be the insertive partner (top) to being the receptive partner (bottom) when having anal sex.

27. I prefer to be the receptive partner (getting) as opposed to being the active partner (giving) when having oral sex.

28. I went through puberty at about the same time as, or later than, my same-gendered peers.

29. I came out later than most gay men I know, or I have not come out yet.

30. When I tell others, most people are surprised to discover I prefer men to women.

31. If I could choose, I would tend to have sex with men who have smooth, youthful faces, instead of rugged, masculine faces.

32. In my lifetime, I have tended to have sex with people who are generally smaller in overall size than I am.

33. Most of my sex partners have been my height or shorter.

34. I tend to prefer sex partners who are younger than I am.

35. I prefer a partner who deodorizes their genitalia and armpits, at least with soap, as opposed to allowing a natural scent.

36. It is important to me that my sex partners be slim or of average weight.

37. When snuggling with a partner, my partner has tended to rest their head on my chest, rather than vice versa.

38. Though I like being asked for sex, I don't have any fear of asking for it, either.

39. I prefer the feeling of "enveloping" my partner, wrapping my body around theirs in an affectionate manner.

40. My first experience of insertive sex (vaginal or anal) was with a woman.

41. I am currently married to, or have been married or engaged to, a woman.

42. My partner tends to orgasm before me.

43. I would say I prefer sex partners who have less body hair than I do.

44. I prefer to age gracefully, instead of fighting aging with hair dye, makeup, or surgery.

45. I tend not to wear cologne, preferring to have a clean soap scent.

46. I wear very little jewelry.

47. If I do agree to be the receptive anal sex partner (bottom), it is a more physical experience than an emotional experience.

48. I find the idea of my swallowing semen to be unattractive, but am fine with my partner doing it.

49. I find it difficult to identify other gay men in public.

50. I think sex outside my partnership is more an emotional involvement than a simple sexual experience.





PART THREE: MENTAL SKILLS

51. I tend to be pretty good at higher math, such as algebra, calculus, and trigonometry.

52. I am good at chess.

53. As a child, I preferred to do something active like running, as opposed to sitting quietly and reading.

54. Instead of giving landmark references, I tend to give literal, specific directions, such as "go two blocks, then follow Elm Street for one mile."

55. When clasping my hands together, my right thumb rests natrually on top.

56. If I misplace an object, such as my keys, I usually cannot locate them simply by thinking about it. I have to physically go look for them.

57. When parallel parking, I tend to check behind me by looking over my shoulder and putting my arm on the back of the car seat instead of only using the mirrors.

58. I can easily hit a baseball with a bat when it is pitched to me.

59. I probably could not come up with over fifteen words that mean "green" in less than thirty seconds.

60. I am surprised sometimes to find out my partner is angry with me, as if for no reason.

61. I have difficulty sensing someone's emotional state by simply looking at their face.

62. I can separate business decisions from emotional decisions, such as having to fire someone.

63. When picking up a baby, I naturally use my dominant arm to hold them.

64. I'd rather be financially responsible for my family than be emotionally responsible.

65. I am very good at reading a map and I am hesitant to ask for help or directions from others.

66. As a young student, I would naturally carry my books against my hip, instead of across my chest, without thinking about it.

67. When I was young, and would cross my legs, I would rest my ankle on my knee naturally, without thinking about it.

68. When standing still, I naturally stand evenly on both feet, instead of resting predominantly on one hip and leg.

69. I enjoy playing and/or watching one or more of these aggressive team sports: (American) football, rugby, or hockey.

70. I can explain the basic concepts of the combustion engine.

71. Chemistry, physics, and biology were my favorite classes in high school.

72. WHen hearing fairy tales as a child, I would imagine myself as the "Prince" in the story who saved the princess.

73. I tend to enjoy "action" movies.

74. I can easily imagine myself sleeping through the night in a house with a crying baby.

75. I have little interest in "pop culture" or keeping up with "what's hot."





PART FOUR: PERSONALITY

76. I generally find societal rules to be more valuable than burdensome because they help us avoid anarchy.

77. When I was in middle and high school, playing team sports was fun.

78. When I go to a workplace party where spouses are invited, I tend to hang out with the men as opposed to the women.

79. I usually do not have a pet name for my partner.

80. I rarely use baby talk when talking to children, animals, or people I love.

81. I rarely notice people whispering in movie theaters.

82. I'd rather lead by direction than by consensus.

83. I feel that showing a personal weakness makes me vulnerable to being taken advantage of.

84. I pride myself on my leadership skills.

85. It would be uncomfortable to be dependent on someone else for my financial well-being.

86. If there are two drivers, I prefer to be the one who drives.

87. I have never really had any interest in dressing as a woman, even for fun.

88. As a young child, I tended to have more boys as friends than girls.

89. I tend to prefer jobs in which I carry responsibility, such as a doctor, lawyer, or corporate president over a job where I assist someone who holds authority, such as personal assistant, counselor, or advisor.

90. I am more logical than emotional.

91. I would describe myself as aggressive.

92. In general, I did not play with "girl toys" when I was a child.

93. I was never told I "acted like a girl" when I was young.

94. I could easily go to sleep, even if my partner and I had not resolved a fight we were having.

95. When arguing, I tend to grow quiet when emotions grow hot.

96. I'd rather be alone than try to resolve an unhappy relationship.

97. I have been so mad that I have gotten physically violent toward another person.

98. I tend to see my position as being right.

99. I am comfortable directing others to do what I think is best.

100. Others would describe me as classically masculine.





SCORING

Step One: The number of questions marked "True" on questions 1-50 = ________.

Step Two: Are 26 or more of questions 1-50 marked "True"? If they are, the first letter of your score is an "a." If not, the first letter of your score is a "b."

Step Three: The total number of all questions marked "True"=________.

Step Four: Are 51 or more of all questions marked "True"? If they are, the second letter of your score is an "A." If not, the second letter of your score is a "B."

How did you do? Feel free to send me your numeric score and your letter score if you want to see if our scores compliment each other! Your numeric score and mine should add up to 100 (+/-5)!





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