I love beer, beer pong, beer gardens, cars, driving, straight bars (except the ones where all the just turned-21 year old men are yelling like a D-bag), saying the word "fag" occasionally, using bad language, egging-on lesbians, GOOD chinese takeout, everything cheap, pretending I'm gayer than I am, not knowing who ANY celebrity is, never having seen 80's tv shows, and laughing about everything I just said here.... and so many other things. New York city is my life. All I want is for you to say Hi, and fucking be interesting would you? It would be nice to find: Someone who when I tell them "Shut up ass hole", they reply "Go fuck yourself douchebag" and then we hug. That's awesome. Also... Someone who can hold a conversation, who wants to talk to me, and makes me want to talk to them too. The best part of my day is a conversation that makes me smile. I tend to fall in love, not fall into your bed. Sometimes it's just nice to know someone wants to know who you are. It's even nicer when you're intelligent and can intrigue me. So bring it