Just as the title says, this is
so incredibly simple! ME: I am 37, attractive,
average build, 150#, brown hair and blue eyes.
5’-9” tall. I work full time in a
professional career. I have responsibilities and
I take care of those. I believe in GOD, and also
in myself. I don’t have self esteem issues. I
am confident in most everything I do. I am well
established in life. Financially secure. I am
honest, straight forward and don’t cheat. I
have a huge sense of humor and enjoy cutting up
and making wise cracks all in fun. I can’t
stand “labels” I think they are subjective.
With that said, I guess I am a bi-sexual white
male who is versatile with a preference for men.
I’m not real big on romance and drama. I am
straight acting and straight in appearance. I
don’t think I have a “girly” voice. I have
facial hair. Everyone is in search of a long term
relationship. If the opportunity presents itself,
I know what to do and how to handle that. I’m
open to making cool friends along the way. As
most of you know, this is a hit and miss
procedure. I’m not into hook-ups! If your that
hard up, nature gave you a way to fix that on your
own. My intentions were not to write a book, but
I figure this may weed out all the BS that comes
with placing an ad on here. It’s that
incredibly simple! If your not asleep or passed
out, continue reading LMAO! I like the great
outdoors, camping, fishing, swimming, motorcycle
riding, but not so much in the winter time. I am
out to the people in my life who matter most. I
do my own oil changes and enjoy getting dirty. I
know how to dress well, but am equally comfortable
in my work clothes. I’m not to worried about
making a fashion statement. I am very laid back
and easy going. CHAPTER 2.………now that’s
funny right there. I have pictures of myself to
share. I like to share tasteful pictures first.
Don’t get me wrong, trading adult pictures is
hot but only when it gets that far. I don’t
really need to see your tool at this point as long
as it works and serves the purpose when needed.
If you have read this far, you have passed the
first test! LMFAO So, YOU: If you read the ad
and this far, your human, mid 20’s to mid
30’s, give or take a few years and have similar
values listed above, feel free to respond. I have
a clean bill of health and fully intend on staying
that way, so please be the same. I am a social
drinker, love a few cold beers if the time is
right. Hell, I will drink a lot of cold beers in
the right environment. I don’t want to be your
daddy and I don’t want to help you make sense of
your social security statement. My ultimate goal
is to find a life partner and live life to the
fullest. You need to be single and available.
When your ready, HIT REPLY! Take the time to
return a some what intellectual response with your
stats and a face picture if you really want my
phone number. Thanx
