you've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, one that breathes life into that heart of yours, the one you gives you wings making Red Bull redundant, the one that has you strolling through your day with a smirk of delicious intent...but it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you, it's been a lonely road...a trail of tears...why is no one nterested?...Why are all(well nearly) men bastards???